Daily Archives: December 28, 2004

Questions of a Two-Year-Old, Part 2

So I’m standing in the bathroom uh, ‘using the facilities’ the other day when Jack walked in, looked at me and said, “Dad, what are you doing?” “I’m going potty.” “What’s that?” he asked, pointing. “Well, that’s my penis,” I … Continue reading

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"Now Tell Me…"

Ah, sometimes they’re so good you just have to share: A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, She sleeps … Continue reading

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