Questions of a Two-Year-Old, Part 2

So I’m standing in the bathroom uh, ‘using the facilities’ the other day when Jack walked in, looked at me and said, “Dad, what are you doing?”

“I’m going potty.”

“What’s that?” he asked, pointing.

“Well, that’s my penis,” I answered. “You have one too.”

“Yeah, that’s right,” he said, “I do have a peanuts.”

[See "Questions of a Two-Year-Old, Part 1"]

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Jim lives in Indianapolis with his wife and four kids and feels lucky to work with the fine folks at Rare Bird. An occasional writer, tweeter, and shooter. If you need to know anything else about me, this should do it...
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11 Responses to Questions of a Two-Year-Old, Part 2

  1. Josse says:

    Very cute :-)

  2. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha.. the snow part makes me feel like thinking about having my own kids one day though :) Cheers,Suaniewww.suanie.net

  3. Mrs. Darling says:

    kids do say the darndest things. My own three year old comes up with this stuff too. You have to write it down or you’ll forget. There’s just too much of it.

  4. Mimi says:

    Awww that’s so cute. It reminded of Kindergarten Cop when the little boy says “boys have penises and girls have vaginas.”

  5. Jay says:

    i learned on saturday my 2 year old niece knows how to open the bathroom door. she walked in just as i was shaking it off and said “uncle day, is that you po-po?”my what?umm, i don’t think so. i don’t have a po-po. i think.

  6. moodymom says:

    Kids are cute especially when they mispronounce things. What’s cuter though is that picture of the baby — the adoring smile is incredible.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Came over via BE and had to reply to this one. Too funny and so cute. I have a 3.5 year old and some of the stuff that has come out of her mouth over the years has shocked us, cracked us up, brought tears to my eyes. Ahh, out of the mouths of babes!Melissahttp://www.livejournal.com/users/mom2gabrielle

  8. Barefoot Principessa says:

    That is too funny :) Thanks for sharing…

  9. Peter Konnecke says:

    I think it was Prof. Carl Sagan who once said “The most beautiful thing about a child is that they have enough innocence to ask all the questions we adults never ask”… or something similar to that.

  10. Angie says:

    That’s just hilarious, lol. Reminds me of the time when my baby brother was about 2 (I’m 12 years older than him) and I said, “Go tell Daddy he’s being ridiculous.” He toddled over to my father and said, “Daddy, you’re real dickless.”

  11. Len Kutchma says:

    Happy New Year!

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