How to fly a kite

From Jack’s 1st Grade creative writing notebook:

How to fly a kite:
    1. You get a kite.
    2. You hold on to the kite and handle and run.
    3. Let go of the kite but not the handle.
    4. Then let it fly!!!! but do not stop running.
    5. Then stop running.
    6. Scroll the rope back.
    7. Take the kite back home.
    8. Then go to sleep.
    9. And say to yourself, “What a day I had!”

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    Jim lives in Indianapolis with his wife and four kids and feels lucky to work with the fine folks at Rare Bird. An occasional writer, tweeter, and shooter. If you need to know anything else about me, this should do it...
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