As you may know, I’m often hard on people for the way that they take care of their kids (or don’t as the case may be.) Normally, these stories involve feeding the kids paste and garbage or locking them in cages, things like that. Today, however, the story is a little different and it’s about… me.
Last Monday, Grace fell down on the front steps. After the initial bout of crying and my advisement to “rub some dirt on it!”, the crying subsided and she seemed fine. That night, however, she didn’t sleep very well. I ended up bringing her upstairs, where she lay next to me, laughing and messing with my ears. After an hour or so it was back to her own room.
The next morning, she complained that her arm hurt. I told her this sometimes happens in the morning when your arm is asleep. She rubbed some dirt on it and was fine. That night, she slept fitfully again. (The mystery deepens!)
The next morning, as she began to climb into her chair for breakfast, she complained that her arm hurt. We (finally) took 30 seconds to look closely at it…
“Hmmm… minor swelling, slightly bruised, tender to touch… what could it be? Crap! Her arm is broken!”
Four hours, three X-rays and two doctor’s offices later, the diagnosis was confirmed and she came home with a pretty pink cast.
That night, I withdrew our application for Parents of the Year.
You sure do have a way with a story Jim. The picture…angelic.Poor Gracie!
I’m not sure if you can overlook child abuse, but that picture and the way you tell a story absolutly puts a great spin on it :-)No jury would convict.
I was once playing with my son, tossing him in the air. Each time he giggled and giggled… until we walked under the ceiling fan.:)
[…] It’s not like I haven’t been here before. In fact, I seem to have a knack for putting myself in exactly the right position to be used as an excellent example of what not to do when raising your children. Examples include the missing Tooth Fairy, the broken collar bone, and the broken arm. […]