This is, in no way, a reflection on Holland, Michigan, a place I enjoyed immensely. As a matter of fact, I’m fairly certain the folks having this conversation were from out of town. Probably somewhere in Indiana…

Girl One: Name a movie star whose first name is ‘Tom’.
Girl Two: Tom and Jerry!

(And, as if that weren’t bad enough):

Girl One: No, you idiot! That’s the ice cream!