7:30 am Tee Time with a Power Threesome

Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted, and the ball rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long drive directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the middle of the pond but kind of hovered over the water, which would allow Jesus to casually walked out on the pond and chip the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and took a big swing. The ball headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone, bounced out over the water and onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced twice and rolled into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, “I hate playing with your Dad.

3 Comments

  1. Cute. I laughed.

  2. Wonderful joke… I’ve heard it before and every time I hear it, I laugh so hard 🙂

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