Lover's Lane

A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Peering through the window, he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He then notices a young woman in the back seat, knitting.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop gently raps on the driver’s window. The young man lowers it.

“Uh, yes, officer?”

“What are you doing?”

“Well, I’m reading a magazine, Sir.”

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop says: “And her, what is she doing?”

The young man shrugs: “I believe she’s knitting a pullover sweater, Sir.”

Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple; alone, in a car, at night in a lovers’ lane, and nothing is happening!

“What’s your age, young man?”

“I’m 25, Sir.”

“And her,” he motions to the girl in the back. “What’s her age?”

The young man looks at his watch and replies: “She’ll be 18 in 11 minutes.”

2 Comments

  1. Too funny.-Rebecca

  2. Good joke!

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